You want me to do what? Why do I have to pick the winner of the Penzeys Buttermilk Dressing and Dip Mix Contest? I was napping damn it. You woke me up for this?
Just because you put catnip around the slips of paper with names on them, doesn’t mean I want anything to do with them. I don’t get nearly enough food to put up with this shit. If I pick one, will you leave me alone?
I guess I better get this over with, before Mommy decides to put an embarrassing outfit on me. And the winner is?
LuAnn. Lucky you. I’m going back to my nap now. Mommy will get that bottle of Penzeys Buttermilk Dressing and Dip Mix sent right out to you. Enjoy.
