Dear Mommy & Daddy,
I do not appreciate being left alone with the cat sitter. Prepare for Hell on Earth when you arrive home. P.S. Remember all of those Christmas decorations you put up before you left? They’ve been fun to “play” with. Thanks for the entertainment.
Scream and Scratch at You Soon,
Come Join Us in the Kitchen!
Subscribe to Faith, Hope, Love, & Luck Survive Despite a Whiskered Accomplice to receive exclusive recipes, newsletters, and special updates.