I can’t get these Pillsbury Cinnamon Roll Turkeys out of my mind. I saw them flash across my computer screen two days ago, and haven’t been able to stop thinking about them since. I’ve become slightly obsessed. It’s the damn bacon. Bacon sticking out of a cinnamon roll. And then there are the pretzels; lordy you know how I adore pretzels. And the M&M for a waddle; what a tasty little waddle that would be. Finally, throw in the candy eyeballs, because you know I’ve got to have at least three packages of them leftover from the Halloween party. The one problem I have with this recipe is that I hate candy corn. It’s almost a deal breaker. Almost. That one little piece of tri-colored disgusting candy could wreck the whole thing. But then the solution becomes apparent. The clouds part. The sun begins to shine. I realize that I can just pick it off and throw it somewhere far, far away when no one is looking. I just need to try my best not to hit the cat with it, because she detests the hard as a rock candy disgustingness just about as much as I do.
