Happy Holidays from the elusive and one and only Brenarwhal. What the hell is that you ask? Smoosh Brenna together with a narwhal, and then throw some holiday flair all over her, and you have the Brenarwhal. Why you ask? Blame it on my neighbor Christie who is over the moon this holiday season that her new wife has caved into her request for a narwhal themed Christmas tree. Obviously Elizabeth, Christie’s wife, is losing all of her ability to say “Hell No!” to odd and completely insane requests. I will have to admit it’s pretty funny to watch Christie get all crazy jump and down excited over her narwhals however; she’s definitely not afraid to let her freak flag fly. After making a Brennamingo ornament last year for her wife’s Flamingo tree, Christie insisted that I make her a Brenarwhal to decorate her tree. Let’s just face it, any excuse to put a sparkly horn on Brenna is completely worthwhile, how could I pass up the opportunity? So Christie, I hope you enjoy your Brenarwhal, and that she rules over all the other narwhals that show up on your “unique” tree this year. Hopefully she’ll play nice, but don’t count on it.
