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Welcome Monday, it’s nice to see you. It’s summer, I’m spending the week vacationing with friends, and I’m at my most favorite place in the world…the beach. Today is going to be a great day and I’m pretty certain that I’m going to have an even more fantastic week. Miss O’Hara Crock-Pot 5-in-1 Multi-Cooker by Crock-Pot is joining B.O.B. Bob and me in this adventure. At some point this week, she’s determined to bake a cake of some sort, and she may whip up a breakfast, chowder, or even some snack-time meatballs and BBQ. Of course, this will all be determined by how much time she spends on our lovely vacation deck getting her tan on. I have a feeling that she may go into full vacation mode for a few days and refuse to go anywhere near the kitchen. If she does choose to put her lazy butt to work, she’ll have lots of kitchen goodies to work with. I think I dragged about half of my kitchen down here in the back of B.O.B. Bob’s big ol’ truck. If she and I don’t get together and collaborate on something tasty, I fear that B.O.B. Bob may have a few snide words to mutter on the subject.<\/p>\n

Dear sweet Brenna is not along for the ride on this 2016 Outer Banks beach trip. She’s spending some quality time with her cat sitter. When I say quality time, I mean that she is spending the week dreaming up ways to torture the poor lady, and also silently plotting revenge on B.O.B. Bob and me. Returning home to her will bring lots of mixed emotions. I’m fairly certain that I will be ecstatic to see her furry little face and give her massive cuddles, but I’m also pretty doggone positive that she will scream violently at me for weeks afterward\u00a0and most likely attempt to maul me within a half an hour of our return. Give that girl some alone time and she’ll come up with all sorts of ways to make our lives miserable. Right now I can pretty much guarantee that she’s sneaking closer and closer to her Daddy’s pillow, which will of course, bring on some serious allergy attacks. Poor B.O.B. Bob doesn’t stand a chance or breathing normally thanks to her little plot of revenge. I can only imagine what she’s got in store for me.<\/p>\n

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